In a stunning reversal of fortune, BonkFun has officially flipped Pump.fun in daily trading volume, with ecosystem advocates Unipcs and SolportTom challenging Alon Cohen's extractive model through aggressive BONK buybacks and burns.
The AMP affiliate's revenge plot escalated beyond all expectations when RaKai's pool prank backfired spectacularly. "I was just trying to sleep, man," Ray reportedly said while cleaning his scope.
The prolific X analyst, known for his extensive "alpha" threads, lost his eye in what investigators are calling "the most degenerate case of revenge trading" they've ever seen.
The YouTube sensation's latest track has fans theorizing about secret signals to his streaming rival-turned-possible love interest. "The tension in their streams was always there," claims body language expert.
The Swedish-born Twitch streamer's perfect smile exposed as artificial by brother Cozmo, responds with unprecedented Just Chatting stream featuring questionable dance moves.
In what marine biologists are calling "the most unexpected fashion comeback since cargo shorts," Pacific Northwest orcas have revived their 1980s trend of wearing deceased fish as headwear.
A controversial study from an unconventional research group suggests that combining high-stakes gambling with extended gooning sessions may lead to unprecedented improvements in personal satisfaction, despite concerns from traditional mental health experts. "We're just as surprised as anyone," admits lead researcher Dr. Ansem.
The Melee legend's departure from C9 comes after Ludwig's enabling behavior during streams gets called out by Valkyrae. "He was literally cheering when mang0's drinking got worse," witnesses report.
Social media erupts in chaos as fans speculate about Drake's involvement in latest Kai Cenat swatting incident, despite zero evidence connecting the two events or Drake even being awake at the time.
